The best food you can imagine after a long hot morning’s hike is the following: ( Read in a Gordon Ramsey stylie ) Bread! Two slices. BUTTER. Smear it! Avo. Spread it! Tomato ( thinly sliced ). Lettuce. BANG! Crisps to garnish, then BOSH – Smash it in your face!
“Mmmm delectable.” Viz zis crisp sandwiches you are really zpoiling us.